Sunday, February 10, 2013

All Time Best Juggat(جگت ) Collection

Today I was not in a mood to write something on my blog. This was due to certain reasons like I was busy, no new topics were at my mind and I was not in a rutine to write on blog. But while going through facebook ststus updates, Suddenly came across such a Jugatti status that I could not stop myself from laughing and writing this for you people.

Juggat (جگت ) is a Punjabi word which means any word, phrase or sentence which creates pun and brings smiles on the gloomy faces. It always gets itss origin from our social inequalities and then it acts as a reminder for our social streamliners to take a break and look at what all has been there due to the inequalities.

Anyway, here is the status which I am copying from the Zafri Khan Fan Page. Read it and enjoy!!!


Jugat time start ho gaya jay........ aa jao saray :D

" Bara tera muh aa jiway Gandi film da Ishtiyaar hunda e "

Given blow are the responses of the fans;

 Apna Munh vayko zip wala sumosa honda! 
 Muu wekho metro bus da slansar hunada a
 Zafri Khan bara tera sujji tunni warga moo aey
Admin jese bnde defence me kh0ty rairy pe palak bech rae h0te hai
mara hoa mandak o v gatar ech
 Zafri Khan bara tera habshi di kachh warga moo aey
 kida tera china de hawa wali bodi wagra moo ay
Zafri Khan bara tera balgham wale peepey warga moo aey
oye Mandr vich BHagvaan Navon aaleya..
 Apna mu wekh jevain flop film da ishtiar honda a
 inj jewain ana kbutr hunda a
 mun vekh lo jinj jangi jahaz da haran hunda....
muu wehkoo jiway juice k dby da juice pe k pataka mrya hunda ay
 zafri khan kisi awara daddu ke gf lgta ha
 jiwn nawa chngche pahtak wich wjya hunda ay
 Zafri khan da moo enj wey jiven kass ke hath jorey ne
admin da mu vekho jiwai katta meter vich wajya ae
 bra tera langray murgay warga muuu aaay oooaaayyyyy
 inj jewain nili vich choti koti pasi hundi a
 admin da mun vekho jing waddi eid te chipkli keeti hundi ayyy.....
 Zafri da moo enj ae jivay darzi di kenchi hondi ae
moo vekh china di kutti hundi
 MUnh enj a jinj Rzai chon Per bhr ay hundy ny .. 
Bara tera mun way jewain metro bus da kalender honda way
 bada tera muh nakk ch payi ungal warda....
Mun waikh lo jiwain khusray nu teeka lag reha Honda ay
 mu vekho jiwain purane yamahay da silencer honda ae 
Kesa tera potohaari khusray warga mou ay
thandi istri hundi aaa
 muh vekh lo jeve lakar da bandar honda e
mun vakh jeny 2 hath ban k mafi mangi hundi a
 O Mar V.... mama muh vekh lo lagda aa richh da kasun hunda e 
 batra tera lotay de tooty wega moo hay ga
 munh waikho jewain phutti bandooq tangi hundi 
o bara tera mu a jiven makhi nu talak hoi hundi a
 hsaab la lo inj jewain cheechi buway ich ai hundi a..
Bra tera muh a jiweb tooti nal shapar tangya hunda e... kand wich gida waja hunda e.... pathan di cycle hundi a .... lanat pon wali kupi hundi a ....
muun wekh lo jinwien VCR da head honda way
bara tera gillay kulchay warga mooh ae 
 muun wekh lo jinwien kRRikkee wich chooowa phassay ya honda way
Bada TeRa muNh a jiwEy 1o wali Dabel roTi huNdi aa?
 admin da mooh waikho jivain paata kulcha honda ae

And It goes on.. Just read and enjoy !!!

27 comments:

  1. Moon wekh jeiwen sewian khaan waali maj hundi ay

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  2. Moon vekh jiwen jungle ch vespa khraab pyaa hunda e..

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  3. mun vekh jiwen ghareeb admi di tankha hondi A

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  4. urwa ka mun enj da e jivain shoper toonti wich lga o

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  5. mun enj a jivain toori wala andar honda a

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  6. Moun waik jivain Digital falooda honda a

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  7. Moon enj jive ded (1.5) litre wala tiika hondaa a

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  8. Oye muu wekho jiwe nikki pin ala charger hnda e ....

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  9. moon enj ae jiven kisy ghr di ghanti wajaye hundi wa

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  10. Mun waikh jawain scoter di kik hundi

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  11. Mun waikh jawain hwaa parn aaly pump di boki hundi

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  12. moonh wakh jiwain pit wala samosa honda e...

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  13. moun waikh lo jivain akhaan walay boot hunday ne...

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  14. Riyazi dy parchy arga muu tera...:p

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  15. Eda moo wakh jiwan samosay ch ungla mar k allu bar kady na

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  16. Eda moo wakh jiwan samosay ch ungla mar k allu bar kady na

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  17. Habshi d choopi hoe ganderi warga tera muhh ay

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  18. Tuwady sareyan DA mun anj a jewein gungi lan Alon dekh ky hesdi a .shesha wekh dy raho Faisalabad

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  19. Mou vekh jivien Pichkyaa wa tamator hunda ae.

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  20. Munh wekhlo jiven akhbar ch lulli lweti hundi

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  21. Munh vekh lo jiven akhbar ch lulli lweti hudi

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  22. Moonh wakh jiwain zaang aali tooti hondi aaa

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